Siri takes a memo #1

So lately I’ve been trying Siri for dictating comedy bits on my iPhone when I’m stuck in traffic. Not sure this is a good idea since Siri usually has no idea what I’m saying.

This is one of the better examples:

By the way if you ever see one of the guys you have a crush on her used to have a crush on him on Facebook and you think I should come and see what he’s up to I just don’t seriously it’s a really bad idea because the fantasy he is always based on what’s in your head and not knowing the every day he dated day like the worst thing is when you see him put post pictures of their lunch and you can help with big O my god no don’t eat that you’re going to get fat like your Ex lead singer