The Zamo the Destroyer Show #47
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #47 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud Zamo heckles a female comic while hanging out with Mr. Hydell and his drinking buddies. She’s just jealous that Iggy’s funnier than she is. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
Unexpected Benefits of Being Friendzoned
Keeps your Friday nights free for watching HGTV (or binge drinking with your other loser single friends). More quality time spent with your cat. Save on birth control. Free to see other people, like Ben & Jerry’s. Can ask for favors without trading for sexual ones. Free to fuck...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #46
Georgie confiscates Zamo’s squirrel-brain-zapping electrodes and suspends Zamo’s TV privileges again, claiming human scientists would never do something gruesome or unethical. Fortunately, Planned Parenthood is there to disprove that notion as Zamo argues to get ig’s stuff back. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
Most Disturbing Things Overheard in Yoga Class
“I know this isn’t Bikram, but I’m stripping down to my undies anyway”! “Hey baby, wanna do some heavy breathing and downward facing dog for two later at my place?” “Fuck you, I want the spot in the middle of the room!” “I like that this company donates 50...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #45
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #45 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud It’s peak garden raiding season in the neighborhood, and Zamo gives some tips on cross-referencing local yoga class schedules, customer lists, and the best times when garden goodies become unguarded all-Ig-can-eat buffets. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #44
This week Zamo and Hoppy and the frog disciples try and fail to capture squirrels for Zamo’s experiments. Making matters even worse, it seems that global warming isn’t coming nearly as fast as Al Gore and David Suzuki promised, and that’s the sort of thing that makes Zamo depressed...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #43
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #43 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud It’s BC Day or some other retarded human holiday weekend, and Zamo can’t see anything about worth celebrating. Zamo also rants about a stupid killer whale and Georgie’s clan. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
Unexpected Downsides to Going Back to School as an Adult
10. Profs won’t accept “the dog ate my homework” unless you can show that it’s a rescue dog. 9. History prof gets pissed off when you correct his version of events you were present at when he was in elementary school. 8. Hard to convince your prof to bang...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #42
Zamo’s neighbors Dave and Bob are having a stupid pool party complete with crappy DJ and object to what Zamo left behind in their hot tub. Meanwhile, it’s peak cherry time in Mr. Hydell’s tree, so Zamo’s busy harvesting. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
Celebrity Diets That Never Took Off
10. The Rosie O’Donnell Stick a Hot Dog in Your Vag, Not Your Mouth Diet 9. Listen To One Direction Til You Puke Yourself Thin 8. The Morrissey Mope And Munch Vegetarian Diet 7. Janeane Garafalo’s Seething Off the Pounds Diet 6. Clint Eastwood’s Empty Plate Diet 5. Ted...