Top Ten Broken Justin Trudeau Promises

10. Tax rates of 75%+
9. Socialized hair styling
8. New national anthem: “My Humps”
7. High paying jobs for English majors
6. Revoking Mick Jagger’s restraining order against Maggie Trudeau
5. Replacing all police weapons with Nerf guns
4. Free ponies for every freshman
3. Parliament powered by unicorn farts
2. Jian Ghomeshi named Minister of Womens’ Affairs
1. Nickelback still more popular than CBC’s 100 best Canadian bands ever